Monday, March 17, 2014

Via Matta

Here is my number one rule for Italian restaurants in Boston: If you want Italian food and you're not in the North End, then DON'T EAT ITALIAN FOOD (Well, scratch that. That's my second rule about Italian restaurants.) My first one is: DON'T GO TO VIA MATTA!
Ugh, I went there one night with my parents and brother, It was horrible! For an Italian restaurant who charges for ridiculous prices, you would at least expect good food. But no. Not for Via Matta. It's pretty depressing walking in with it's green walls and empty tables... Forget about all the good comments on websites or all the good things you hear about it: it's dreadful. They have mistakes on their wine lists and their menus, their food tasted nasty and frankly, who would want to pay an arm and a leg for disgusting Italian food?

 Ugh...I wouldn't even consider these dishes. They were so unappetizing I had to leave for the restroom just to spit out my food twice. We ordered the spicy calamari with olive oil, garlic, tomato, black olives and capers. First of all, if a restaurant is in the back bay, we should at least expect fresh seafood. Second: CAPERS?!?! Capers with calamari? I eat capers with cream cheese, smoked salmon and a bagel for breakfast!
MAIN COURSES: Don't even try...So I ordered the fettuccine with short rib ragu, sweet potato (more like sweat potato) and celery. Celery. WHO PUTS CELERY IN PASTA?!? Did I order a salad? No. Did I want a salad? No. I wanted pasta! Instead I got a disgusting jungle of vines in a bowl. And the sweet potato: it was very creamy, which took away the flavor of the short rib. I had to take out the short rib and eat it separately. It wasn't awful, but it wasn't great. It had some nice flavor, but it was dry and not tender at all. Overall I would give this dish a 3.5/10.
DESSERT: The rest of the food was terrible so I didn't even bother trying dessert.

Lets put it this way: If Via Matta was the last restaurant on earth and I was starving, I would rather eat my hands. There are so many better Italian restaurants in the Boston area, especially in the North End, like Erbaluce or Mare, but NEVER go to Via Matta.

Sonsies

Sonsies is amazing! OMG! If you are in Boston and you haven't tried Sonsies...Get. Into. The. Car. Right. Now. And. Drive. To. Newbury Street. And. Get. Into. Sonsies.
It's my favorite restaurant and for all of my previous birthdays I've went there. It's really awesome for anything and it has a FUNKY THEME! Like a funky theme...not a typical "Ooh yeah it's 'funky'" but a really cool theme (I'm not lying). They have like women holding chainsaws and hammers and all sorts of tools around you. As well as that, they have enough comfortable tables. Service is great there but reservations go like this *snap!* 
Now. I know what you're thinking: So what do I order because of this diverse menu? You're supposed to tell me this considering...this is a food blog?
Yeahhh....about that...I'm not really going to tell you what to order...because...you know...I'm not that typ...haha seriously I couldn't even finish that sentence without cracking up...

APPETIZERS: I honestly cannot go to Sonsies without eating like a hog! My favorite appetizer there is the Chipotle Chicken Pizza with Jack Cheese, Salsa and sour cream. Lol I know that it sounds...kind of unusual which should make you want to try it more...but some people don't. It's sounds really heavy but it actually isn't. It's a good appetizer for someone who knows that they'll eat more (People like me :P)Ahahaha...Whenever I come to Sonsies I'll keep ordering and ordering and ordering! Haha...But seriously try that Pizza.

MAIN COURSES: Main Courses. My favoriteee...Sonsies is the only restaurant where I am never able to finish this one main course. It's a favorite, no doubt about that, but it's so...HUGE. Think about this: If a giant married Godzilla and had a kid, The kid would consider this dish big. (Well, only if Godzilla and a Giant actually tasted good...). THE MEE KROB is my life. I get teared up thinking about it...Mhmmm...it's that good. The Mee Krob is a Thai noodle dish, literally meaning "Crispy Noodle." The crispy noodles are served with spicy stir fry, chicken, shrimp and pork. Your server will probably ask if you want it hot or not, but get it hot. The spiciness brings out the flavor of the meats and really enhances the noodles. In other words, it tastes better. 
DESSERT: You knew this was coming. The one part of a meal everyone is looking forward to, and I have just the right touch: Bread Pudding. Sonsies has a great chocolate bread pudding served with home made warm cream. It is the best dessert anyone could ask for NO JOKE. You can taste all the elements of chocolate with dark, milk everything!! Ahhh my mouth is watering while I think about it :P